This is probably my favorite Romania-word-that-is-funny-if-you-read-it-like-it's-English. So in English we have a fish called carp. The Romanian version of that is crap (pronounced crahp). And it just happens to be one of the most commons fishes eaten here (I know, I know, the sad state of an almost-entirely-landlocked country). It comes in many forms, including spreadable crap spreads and whole grillable crap. This picture happens to be spreadable crap. WITH REALLY LARGE FONT. And yes, I stood in the grocery store and arranged them so they all faced forward and then took a picture. As if I don't already cause enough of a ruckus everywhere I go. But alas, it was worth it for this picture. So so worth it.