I was getting ready to walk out the door this morning, put on my jacket, and something was in my sleeve and fell out as I put it on. I looked down at the floor and what did I see?
When I managed to gather myself, kill said cockroach, not feel like I was going to vomit when putting on my coat, and leave, I walked out into the lovely pouring rain.
The subway, oh right, delayed and rerouted.
Finally arriving at work I walk in to hear the announcement that there's a gas leak in the building, so, all the windows on our floor are now wide open.